Like Kacey Musgraves says, "Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy!!!" This man did NOT mind his own biscuit - he used it as an assault weapon.
A Nashville man was placed under arrest, after he attacked a woman with a biscuit. According to the police report, the woman was sitting in the backseat of her boyfriend's car, when Jeffrey L. Tomerlin hurled a biscuit that hit her in the face. When the couple tried driving away, the man angrily beat on the hood of their car.
Tomerlin was so intoxicated when he was arrested, he repeatedly beat his head against the patrol car windows and had to be taken to the hospital.
More details HERE.