I guess this is a new cousin of the CRONUT . . . the combo of a croissant and a pizza. The crozza? The pissant?
DiGiorno just started selling a frozen pizza that has a CROISSANT crust. And from the picture on the box . . . yeah, it really looks like the entire crust is just one big croissant.
The pizza is brand new, so there's no guarantee it'll be in stock anywhere right now . . . but then again, when I try to place an online grocery order, everything else is out of stock too right now so who knows?
Seems worth check out though because ya know diets don't count during quarantine.