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Ain't peein' the bed as an adult punishment enough?

A 39-year-old guy in Deer Park, Illinois peed in bed on Sunday night. We assume it's because he was drunk, but we're not sure.

And no matter what the reason was...his 39-year-old girlfriend, Bophanary Om, was NOT happy. You might even say she know.

So she grabbed a MACHETE that, I guess, was just lying around...and she hit her boyfriend up side the HEAD with itFortunately she hit him with the flat part, not the blade, but still.

He was taken to the hospital with a serious head injury, and she was arrested on two felony battery counts.